Friendly Spam?

There is nothing more annoying than checking your email only to find the majority of new messages in your Inbox are forwarded spam messages from your "so called" friends and family! Do they actually think that if they forward that "laughing cat" email that they will receive good luck for the rest of their lives? I mean, come on!

NetM@nners.com has some great advice for those who are new to the email/internet game, but I think we should all raise our right hands and repeat the following out lout.

"'1. I will not forward any dumb joke, "chain letter" or unimportant e-mails to my friends without their permission.""I will not forward any dumb joke, "chain letter" or unimportant e-mails to my friends without their permission.'"

"'2. I understand that by doing so I may fill up their in box, use other's resources unnecessarily and may cause other important e-mail to bounce.""I understand that by doing so I may fill up their in box, use other's resources unnecessarily and may cause other important e-mail to bounce.'"

"'3. I understand that most folks have seen these e-mails a million times and find them annoying.""I understand that most folks have seen these e-mails a million times and find them annoying.'"

"'4. I know that by forwarding these so-called humorous e-mails I may offend or tick off people who do not share my sense of humor or who are sick of having stupid e-mails forwarded to them each time a Newbie hops online.""I know that by forwarding these so-called humorous e-mails I may offend or tick off people who do not share my sense of humor or who are sick of having stupid e-mails forwarded to them each time a Newbie hops online.'"

"There! Now, that wasn't too bad was it? ;-) You will no longer be tempted to forward those jokes, untruthful or frivolous e-mail that instruct you to forward to your friends! And, you will avoid looking silly and uninformed in the process. Read them if you must then hit delete. You really don't believe e-mail that state certain things will happen simply by you forwarding the e-mail to 10 friends do you? Talk about a waste of resources!!"

"In addition, many of these e-mails are actually hoaxes or downright bogus. Before you forward an e-mail that appears good intentioned with an incredible story that instructs you to "read and share" with everyone you know, first check Snopes.com to see if the story is even legit in the first place and not a hoax. Not doing so can have you eating crow when everyone you e-mail is informed you just forwarded a hoax and didn't know any better. And, don't get mad at someone if they point out to you that you were uninformed by perpetuating a hoax! If you don't know for a fact that the e-mail you are forwarding is accurate and specifically apropos to the person you are forwarding to and you know they will want to receive it - all you have to do is ask first."

"One of the common requests I receive through this site is from folks wanting to know a 'nice way' of telling someone they care about to stop sending joke, hoax and chain e-mails without hurting their feelings. Speaking for those who know you, we have seen those e-mails before, many times - cut us a break - verify them before you send them to us or just hit delete!"

DO NOT use your Hazard Lights when it rains

The misuse of hazard lights is not only annoying, but it can be dangerous.

According to the Sun-Sentinel.com, "Rain or shine, Florida law says keep your hazards off unless you're stalled or sitting on the side of the road. Hazard lights are only supposed to be used when you're stationary."

"Some drivers think it's easier to see and be seen with blinking lights in a blinding rainstorm, fog or when smoke from a wildfire reduces visibility."

"But hazards disable the turn signals. They also make it harder to tell if the motorist ahead is tapping on the brakes. Other drivers might assume the hazard lights are being properly used and swerve to avoid a vehicle they think has stopped in the highway."

"If it's raining too hard to see, the Florida Highway Patrol advises drivers to pull off the road and then turn on your hazards to wait out the storm."

According to the Florida Highway Patrol, "Unauthorized flashing lights are considered a nonmoving violation in Florida, punishable with a fine of about $70."

That's sooo funny!

Well, actually it's sooo annoying! Do you know someone who never really laughs but just says, "That's so funny" all the time instead? That drives me crazy! Just laugh if it's so funny!

Check out the scene from Scrubs where J.D.'s (Zach Braff) girlfriend (Mandy Moore) says "That's so funny" instead of just laughing... exactly my point!

Costa annoys me

I hate to admit it, but I love to watch reality TV. Lately, I have been watching On The Lot, the show where aspiring film directors battle it out each week by writing and directing a short film in hopes of winning a deal with Dream Works. The films are really pretty good, and they are getting better each week as the contestant with the fewest votes gets voted off every week. I don't have a clear cut personal favorite as I am pretty happy with all of the remaining contestants. It seems as though everyone really likes Zach, the special effects pro, but think it would be great if the good ole Southern boy, Jason finished on top.

I do, however, have a problem with the host of the show, Adriana Costa. I know, most of you men out there probably think I am just jealous because she is beautiful, but that's not it. She is so annoying! If you notice in the first episodes she used her hands a lot and put them together in front of her forming the shape of a diamond. I guess the producers or directors caught on to this annoying habit and now in recent episodes she uses a hand held microphone to keep her hands occupied. Also, I think that in some ways she takes away from the show by parading around in these skimpy outfits... maybe I am just jealous! Regardless, she annoys me! Oh, don't even get me started on Carry Fisher... we'll save that for another post!

What do you think?

Turn off your cell phone!

OK, so you are sitting down in the big theater seats with your popcorn, drink and sweetie beside you after dishing out about $40 to see the latest flick... and the young kid two rows behind you gets a call on his cell phone. He lets it ring for what seems like 2 minutes only to then answer it and start having a conversation! What? Nothing is more annoying during a movie than to have to listen to someone else's telephone conversation!

There has been talk of trying to pass a law to ban or block cell phones from being used in some public places, like movie theaters. But, I have an brilliant idea... TURN YOUR CELL PHONE OFF! You are not that important that you need to be reached for a hour and a half.

"Three years ago, 11 percent of cell-phone users thought it was OK to take a call in a movie theater. That number has since dwindled to 6 percent of those surveyed at the end of last year, according to LetsTalk.com." The fact that 6 percent of people think it is still OK to take a call in a movie theater is outrageous!

I guess that's why I'd rather stay at home and watch my TiVo.

Personal Space Phobia?

There isn't much that can annoy me while I am shopping. I love shopping. I enjoy browsing the racks, especially the sales racks to find a great bargain. But, one thing that can really annoy me while I am doing the thing I love most is someone getting in my personal space or cutting in front of me while I am scouring the rack. You know what I mean, ladies... That ignorant woman who doesn't even wear your size cuts you off and ends up breaking your whole rhythm.

While I don't think I have "Personal Space Phobia", I do like some space when I am shopping. So back off, sister!

I love my mom, but...

I love my mom so much. She is such an amazing person. She is generous, kind and loving. She raised my brother and I to be strong, smart people and after 40 years she is still married to my father. But, boy does she annoy me sometimes!

Tonight I was on the phone for over an hour with her trying to talk her through how to work her email. Yes, her email! Keep in mind that my mom is a very young 60 year old who is otherwise very intelligent. However, she turns into an absolute moron when it comes to the computer. I tried and keep my cool at first and I told myself that she is trying her best. I even took some deep breaths and closed my eyes, but I just couldn't seem to muster the patience necessary to put up with her inability to open up her email messages.

I was so annoyed by the time I got off the phone. My heart was pounding and I felt all stressed out. What could be so hard about opening up an email message?? There is no trick to it! Just click on the message you want to read. Argh!

Most Irritating Song Ever

Yes, you know the one I am talking about... "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt. It still haunts me in my sleep! Well, a few weeks ago his song received a big honor!?

The DailyIndia.com reports, "Singer-songwriter James Blunt is flattered that his hit number 'You're Beautiful' was voted the 'Most Irritating Song Ever' last month."

"The 33-year-old revealed that it was an honour that his song was rated the most irritating. 'It's a huge honour to be recognised in this way,' the Mirror quoted Blunt, as saying. Blunt insisted that he was not offended by the poll's result but would have felt bad if his song was not No. 1 in the poll."

What other songs make your "Most Irritating Songs Ever" list?

I love this guy!

OK, we all know how irritating it is when your husband leaves the empty toilet paper roll in the bathroom. My husband not only leaves the empty roll there, when he gets a new roll of toilet paper, he won't even take 5 seconds to replace the roll! Errk!

Here is a guy who has given me hope for all of those lazy husbands out there. He has created a list of 10 Tips for Husbands. It is so awesome! Let's all hear it for this guy! Here is his list:

1. Replace empty toilet paper rolls and dispose of properly (see above.)
2. Pick up my dirty socks. They’re right there at my feet, and the hamper is like a foot away, c’mon!
3. Rearrange the couch cushions when I get up. 10 seconds, max.
4. Remember to brush my teeth and gargle before I come to bed. The dog has been known to get up and leave the room.
5. Empty my bathroom trashcan. Okay, this one involves several steps and almost didn’t make the list.
6. Put books, videos, and DVD’s back on the shelf when I’m done with them. Again, just one at a time, takes a couple of seconds.
7. Put my dishes in the dishwasher instead of piling in the sink. I hate the dishwasher; this one almost got nixed as well.
8. Take my empty Starbucks cups out of the car when I exit. (Really, I’m sad, please pray for my wife…)
9. Hang up my coat when I take it off. Seriously, I have piling issues.
10. Hang the towel (or toss it in the hamper) when done showering. See #9.

Here's a loud one!